Category Archives: Life

What’s the Word For . . .

parcheesi-markers-optWhat’s the word when you make the wrong move that saves the day?

Yesterday in parcheesi, I made a totally unnecessary and by the numbers risky move that didn’t even set up anything useful, and it accidentally allowed me to blot my opponent and zoom ahead to win the game. There was nothing calculated, no percentage being played. The move was entirely without reason, and in fact exposed me to a high-percentage likelihood of being blotted myself.

This must happen in higher stakes environments: relationships, war.  It seems like there should be a word for it.

I don’t mean lucky, or stupid. I’m not even sure I’m looking for an adjective.

Is there a word for that theoretically wrong and actually pointless (and probably unintentional) but ultimately situation-saving action?

Huh.  Maybe just life.

Auditioning Fabrics

I’ve hung several fabrics on the design wall, thinking about a Halloween quilt.  Gives me something to look at besides the computer screen.

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July 4

Peace before the boom boom.

Mother Nature Knows Best

Yesterday afternoon I discovered two large, bright-green-and-black banded caterpillars munching on my fennel.  I pulled them off, and they spread a stinky smell that stuck to my fingers.  I put them both into an empty watering can, looked them up on the web, and discovered that they were black swallowtail larvae — nearly as striking in their adult butterfly form as they were in the caterpillar stage.  Too pretty to kill, but not pretty enough to sacrifice my fennel.

I placed them in the parsley and basil at the other end of the garden.  When I checked later, they were in pretty much the same spots I’d left them in, but I started to worry that maybe they weren’t eating, so I put one of the caterpillars back on the fennel and left the other on the Thai basil.

Today the caterpillar on the fennel is doing fine.  The one that I left on the basil is nowhere to be seen.

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The Gift

The first typewriter I ever owned was given to me by my father when I was in grammar school.

That metal and plastic machine in its hard gray case contained the keys to freedom.

 

 

Almond Massacre

Stealthy, sharp-toothed creatures have gnawed the immature nuts on my almond tree, leaving the half-eaten, green-skinned debris strewn across the patio like broken skulls.

Nature Sews, Nature Reaps

Critters in the night ate the seed-laden heads of the sunflowers that had volunteered along my garden’s retaining wall.

Out of the Walls

In February 2008, my brother died of ALS. During his four-year-long struggle with the disease, he anonymously published a no-holds-barred blog on Blogger, to which I contributed as “Ratty”. Under that protective pseudonym, I published a much smaller companion blog called Rat in the Walls, which allowed me to voice things about his illness that I couldn’t voice otherwise.  Today, I pulled down the wall and changed my Blogger profile to use my real name instead of the pseudonym.

I’m owning the ugly as well as the love.

Calibeef scam

Do not buy from Calibeef, a company based in San Jose, California!  A Califbeef salesman drove up in a truck a few hours ago, rang our doorbell, and convinced my husband to buy their “Beef Steak Assortment” for $230.  That box holds 18.75 pounds of beef.  That means that my husband paid $12.25 per pound — and of those 18.75 pounds, 6.69 pounds are hamburger.  $12.25 per pound for steak is bad (even New York strip and ribeye costs less at the regular supermarket), but $12.25 per pound for hamburger is ridiculous.

And wait, it gets worse.  My husband should have read the labels on the boxes.  For example, the label on the Boneless Beef Ribeye Steaks box clearly states, “Tenderness enhanced with up to 19% of a seasoning solution.  Solution ingredients:  water and less than 2% of dextrose, salt, sodium phosphates, modified food starch, corn syrup, natural flavors, soy sauce (wheat, soybeans, salt), hydrolyzed soy protein, butter flavor (maltodextrin lipolyzed butterfat flavor), sugar, hydrolyzed corn protein, vegetable oil.”  The labels on the other steaks also say that the steaks have been “enhanced” by a similar (though not identical) list of ingredients that I don’t want to eat.

The salesman asked $400 at first, then lowered the price as if he were doing my husband a deal.  When asked repeatedly how many pounds were in the assortment, the salesman didn’t answer.  And the salesman said several times that the steaks were “aged so that they you aren’t paying for water weight.”  Aged, maybe.  But the labels say that water has been added to the steaks, so the second part of that claim is a definite lie.

So, WAY overpriced, and WAY under-quality = RIP-OFF.  With a side-helping of LIES.  Hard to swallow.

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“A lifetime of love with the love of your life.  It doesn’t get any better than that.”

–Hallmark greeting card.