Having blithered and burbled, I now babble in a new interview that you can read on either Vicki Reese’s blog or Vicky Burkholder’s blog.
Here’s an excerpt from the interview (my answer to a most pressing fill-in-the-blank):
“Now for the S.A.T. portion of the interview. Fill in the blank. If I were a villain, I would have ______ for minions to deliver my wrath because _____.
If I were a villain, I would have nail salon workers for minions to deliver my wrath because I am jealous of people who don’t bite their fingernails like I do. Those salon workers could use their painful grinding machines to mess up everyone else’s nails. Bwaa ha haha ha!”
I think this one needs to be a poll, too! And I would have guinea pigs for minions and deliver my wrath because there aren’t enough guinea pigs around!